Wine is often associated with wisdom, relaxation, and celebration. To help infuse each celebratory association with a good dose of levity, many witty wine quotes have been crafted throughout the centuries. To make your next happy hour more quotable and enjoyable, here’s a list of some of the wittiest wine quotes of all.
From Guilty Pleasure to Humorous Wisdom
“In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat, you need it.” -Napoleon Bonaparte
This quote is often cited as a testament to the luxurious nature of Champagne, but it also conveys a deeper wisdom about the power of perspective. Rather than seeing defeat as a time to be discouraged, it’s a time to reflect and relax with a refreshing glass of bubbly.
“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” -Louis Pasteur
This is a useful quote to break out in response to skeptics who may not see the value in happy hour. Although it should not be interpreted as encouragement to overindulge, this quote makes a good argument for the relaxation benefits that a good glass of wine can provide.
“A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” -Louis Pasteur
This quote provides a good talking point for a candlelit happy hour with friends. Enjoying a nice bottle of wine is not only enjoyable but also provides an opportunity to pause and just contemplate the deeper meaning of life.
The Philosopher’s Nod
“One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…but with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.” -Charles Baudelaire
This quote from the 19th century French poet works as a reminder to stay present and maintain an open mind when enjoying a nice glass of wine. Wine enthusiasts should use this context to appreciate the deeper meaning behind appreciating a glass of wine for what it is: a chance to enjoy the moment.
“Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.” -Benjamin Franklin
While this quote from Founding Father Benjamin Franklin hints at the structure of a responsible happy hour, it also serves as a reminder that life is uncertain and that a little bit of indulgence can make it a bit more enjoyable.
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!” -Martin Luther
This quote is often misattributed to Martin Luther, but it certainly embodies his spirit and wisdom. Regardless of its source, this quote serves as a reminder to make the most out of the happy hour experience and not to overdo it with an excessive intake of alcohol.
“Whoever fornicates will always find a willing partner. But for the sake of moderation, let us choose wine.” -Kierkegaard
Wine drinkers should take heart in this quote from the famous Danish philosopher Søren Kierkegaard. It’s both a reminder to appreciate and enjoy the fruits of wine in moderation and also to understand the philosophical power of moderation.
The Storyteller’s Play
“The best use of bad wine is to drive away poor relations.” -Gérard Depardieu
The French actor is known for his comedic sensibilities, and this quote proves that his sense of humor isn’t exclusive to his work in film and television. Not only is this quote funny, but it also serves as a reminder that wine can be used as a form of escape from the boredoms of everyday life.
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” -W.C. Fields
The famous vaudevillian actor W.C. Fields is known for his wit as well as his culinary talents. This quote serves as both a reminder to add a sense of levity to the kitchen, as well as an opportunity to bring a sense of good taste to the happy hour experience.
“A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.” -Joe E. Lewis
This quote serves as a humorous reminder to keep an eye on your alcohol intake, as well as a reminder that all of us have the capacity to control our own limits. Enjoying a glass of wine at happy hour can still be achieved without overdoing it.
“No good wine is ever old.” -Francesco Guicciardini
With this quote, the 15th century Italian statesman hits the nail on the head. Aged wines are often prized for their complexity, but this quote provides a reminder that all good wines have value, regardless of their vintage.
Cheers To The Wine Wisecracks
From ancient philosophers to modern-day comedians, many witty people have had their say about wine. The next time you find yourself in a happy hour setting, consider pulling out one of these classic wine quotes to add a bit of levity to your celebration. Not only will these quotes make your friends giggle, but you can use them as conversation starters to discuss the finer points of wine appreciation. So raise your glasses, and cheers to the wittiest of wine quotes.
