If there’s one phrase everyone should have in their dating arsenal, this is a great talking line. Like a well-fitting three-piece suit, the best pickup lines can dramatically increase the odds of getting from the bar to the bedroom. But how do you show that you’re a guy who doesn’t take yourself too seriously and cracks her up in the process, (which is, as we all know from the comic book’s romantic success, a guaranteed aphrodisiac), rather than scare her away faster than a bear.
Fortunately, psychologists have researched the best pickup lines for you. In the 1980s, Chris Kleinke and his colleagues analyzed the effectiveness of pickup lines in a number of different settings including bars, supermarkets, restaurants, laundromats and beaches. They found three main categories of openers: straightforward gambits, who are honest and straight to the point, harmless gambits, which hide a person’s true intentions, and cute / flippant gambits, which involve dirty humor, but are often cheesy.
You have to walk carefully. The internet (and Tinder) is full of pick up line ideas, but if you’re looking for something for the long haul, you might want to avoid the smut. Otherwise, go down and add salt. Read below and choose the best pick up line for your crush.
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Dirty Pick-Up Lines
Today’s women know exactly what they want in life. When it comes to dating, they like to experiment, test water, and are adventure games, just like men do. On a night out with friends, women don’t mind meeting men they find fascinating. Using pickup lines that work every time is a fun way many women get a man interested. If you’re someone looking for unique, interesting, and dirty pickup lines, choose from the ones given below.
😉Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
😉Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
😉Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.
😉What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
😉That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?
😉I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
😉Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
😉I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
😉Don’t ever change. Just get naked.
😉Can I borrow your lips?
😉There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
😉That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.
😉Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
😉If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
😉Much like Santa, I also have a gift for you in my sleigh.
😉Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?
😉Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
😉This might seem corny, but you’re making me horny.
😉If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I come visit some time in between?
😉Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
😉I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
😉Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
😉Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo-choo.
😉Did you get those pants for 50 percent off? They’re 100 percent off at my place.
😉In the words of the great Lizzo, I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% your base.
😉I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.
😉Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
😉Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
😉Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
😉I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
😉Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
😉I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
😉Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.
😉Want to save water by showering together?
😉Want to go half on a baby?
😉Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s Kisses out of business.
😉Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!
😉Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to?
😉You’re like my menorah’s candles… getting hotter every day.
😉Wanna go light my menorah?
😉I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
😉Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
😉Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
😉Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
😉Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.
😉If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.
😉Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
😉If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
😉Are you a raisin? Cause you’re raising my hopes for a kiss right about now.
😉I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.
😉We were both born without clothes.
😉You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
😉I wish you were here to play ‘Simon Says’ with me… in bed.
😉You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? (Wink)
😉Do I have to sign for your package?
😉Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
😉Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
😉Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs by mail, or do you wanna give it to me in person?
😉I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
😉Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
😉Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
😉If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
😉Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
😉You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
😉My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?
😉My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
😉Complete this sentence: “You, me, and __.
😉Hey, do you have an inhaler? ‘Cause I heard you got that ass, ma!
😉Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
😉You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!
😉Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
😉So as long as we’re in the theatre… why don’t we get some play?
😉I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
😉I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
😉Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
😉Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.
😉I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
😉Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
😉Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.
😉Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
😉I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?
😉Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
😉I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.
😉They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
😉Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
😉Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.
😉You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
😉Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.
😉If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
😉Did you hear that new Cardi B song? Want me to sing it to you?
😉Want to spin my dreidels?
😉I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
😉With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.
😉I got Hanukkah gelt in my pockets. Do you want to go get them?
😉Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
😉I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.
😉I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
😉Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
😉Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
😉Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
😉Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?
😉Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
😉You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
😉Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.
😉Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?
😉Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
😉Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
😉Let only latex stand between our love.
😉Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
😉Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m coming home with you.
😉I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.
😉I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.
😉Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
😉Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
😉I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
😉Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
😉I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex.
😉What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
😉Is your name Clause, cause you got Mrs. written all over you.
😉I’d love to be the devil on your shoulder and the devil on your lips.
Smooth Pick-Up Lines
Many women are speechless when they meet a handsome stranger that they would like to get close to. The collection lines suggested here will surely help all of these women. And when they are said and taken in the right spirit, these can actually serve as good conversation starters. One last piece of advice – sound flirty, playful, and adventurous as you deliver these lines. If the other person isn’t interested, you can always laugh at them as a joke!
💞My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?
💞Did you know I am good with numbers? Give me yours so I can prove it to you.
💞Hey. I’m Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me.
💞Are you a volcano? Coz I lava you!
💞If being in love was illegal, I would want to be your partner in crime.
💞Do you remember me? I’m the man of your dreams.
💞Sir, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar. You’re melting all the ice.
💞Did you just come out of the oven? You’re too hot to handle.
💞You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
💞I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
💞Thank god I have life insurance. Because you make my heart stop.
💞If I had to choose between winning the lottery or you…
💞Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
💞Let’s get together and be the number Pi, endless and irrational.
💞It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one that tripped.
💞Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
💞Feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material.
💞Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
💞Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
💞Obviously, I’d choose the money, but it’d be close. And I’d probably use a bunch of my money to woo you.
💞Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.
💞I know we’re not socks, but we make a great pair.
💞Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
💞Your lips look lonely. Wanna introduce them to mine?
💞Did you know penguins stick to one partner their whole life? Would you like to be my penguin?
💞Were you a Boy Scout? You’ve tied my heart in a knot.
💞If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
💞I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding my hand?
💞Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fish can fly, right?
💞Wanna share your side of the bed tonight?
💞Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.
💞Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
💞Oh! I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
💞I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. Deal?
💞Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you.
💞Hey. I’m doing my thesis on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
💞Ya know, I was feeling a little off today. But you’ve turned me on.
💞That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
💞Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
💞Can you do me a favor? I need you to take down my number.
💞You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line.
💞If I were an octopus, all my hearts would belong to you.
💞Kiss me if I’m wrong, but I think you want to be my next boyfriend.
💞Let’s save water by taking a shower together.
💞Aside from being so gorgeous and intelligent, what are your other attributes?
💞How long do I have? (Huh? Until what?) Until you have to be back in heaven.
💞If Disney is the happiest place on Earth, in your arms is no doubt the happiest place in the universe.
💞Are you a loan? Because you are gaining my interest.
💞Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Funny Pick-Up Lines
Of course, if you’re known for being a funny guy, a far better deal than just offering another margarita starts with, ‘Hello, can I buy you multiple drinks?’. In the meantime, if you want a real conversation starter, go for this somewhat thought-provoking line: ‘Some people say this is a meat market – what kind of meat would you say it was you?’
😂Are you French because Eiffel for you.
😂Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
😂My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
😂Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
😂What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
😂Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
😂Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
😂Is your daddy a drug dealer? Because I think you look dope.
😂I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
😂There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
😂Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
😂I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
😂People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
😂Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
😂I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
😂If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
😂Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
😂I went to Alabama for college. Want to Roll Tide Roll with me?
😂Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte.
😂You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
😂Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us!
😂Hey! Are you garbage? I’ll take you out!
😂Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
😂Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
😂Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
😂If you were a steak, you would be well done.
😂Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
😂I’m so lost. I was looking for your number.
😂If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
😂Do you like action movies? Because you’re giving me Jean Claud Van Daaaaaaaam vibes.
😂Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
😂Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
😂You’re like pizza. Even when you’re bad, you’re good.
😂Do I know you from somewhere? Oh, that’s right. My dreams.
😂Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
😂I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
😂Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you he needs my heart back.
😂If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
😂Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
😂If you were a library book, I would check you out.
😂Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Best Pick Up Lines
😊There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
😊I’d rate you a nine because the only thing missing is me.
😊Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
😊Did you just strike a match? I swear as soon as you walked in, it got lit.
😊I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
😊Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
😊If you were a library book, I would check you out.
😊Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
😊Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
😊If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
😊When God made you, he was showing off.
😊Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together.
😊Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
😊Do you know what I would do if I was a surgeon? I’d give you my heart.
😊If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
😊Do you have a map? I just got totally lost in your eyes.
😊You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
😊Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again?
😊You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!
😊Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
😊If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
😊I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.
😊There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
😊Does your name start with “C” because I can C us together.
😊Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
😊Roses are red. Violets are blue. It would be a shame if I couldn’t date you.
😊I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
😊Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
😊I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
😊Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
😊Your hand looks heavy. I can hold it for you!
😊If you were a steak you would be well done.
😊I’m going to make you my boyfriend for the next five minutes. Let’s see how you like it.
😊Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
😊Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
😊If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
😊Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood.
😊Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
😊Do I know you from somewhere? Oh, that’s right. My dreams.
😊Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
😊I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
😊If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
😊OMG. I was going to wear this exact same outfit tonight.
😊Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became so beautiful.
😊Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
😊Has anyone ever told you how beautiful my eyes are?
😊Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
😊Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
😊I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
😊If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
😊Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
😊Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
😊I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
😊They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
😊I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
😊Is it okay if I take a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
😊Would you touch my hand so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
😊I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
😊Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us
😊Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
😊Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
😊What’s your sign?
😊Can I borrow your lips?
😊I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
😊I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
😊Are you craving pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you.
😊Do you know why it doesn’t matter if there’s gravity or not? Because I’d still fall for you.
😊You know what’s the worst thing that can happen to you right now? Me not dating you.
😊Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
😊Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
😊Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
😊Do you have a New Year’s resolution? Because I’m looking at mine right now.
😊If I followed you home, would you keep me?
😊There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
😊Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte.
😊Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
😊My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
😊Drake would call you and I God’s Plan.
😊Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
😊Do you like science? Because I got my ion you.
😊Are you a magician? When I look at you everything disappears.
😊There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
😊Do you want to build a snowman? It might be hard since you’ll probably melt his heart, too.
😊You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
😊Hug me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the earth flat?
😊I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.
😊If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!
😊Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
😊If happiness starts with “H” why does mine start with “U”?
😊Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
😊Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
😊Are you the sun? I’m about to get a sunburn looking at you.
😊Sweetness is my weakness.
😊You must be a broom because you swept me off my feet.
😊Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
😊Did you swallow magnets? Cause you’re attractive.
😊Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
😊Be careful! You might get arrested for stealing my heart.
😊You dropped something. My jaw.
😊If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
😊Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
😊Roses are red. Violets are blue. I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you.
Cringe pick up lines
Here are the best cringe pick up lines for your dating life. By the end of this post you will know what exactly not to say when meeting an attractive woman. Nowadays it’s easy to scary a woman and make her never speak to you, so be careful what pick up line do you choose.
😁Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood.
😁Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
😁I promise I’m not like what you’re used to.
😁Are you the last air bender? ’cause I’d definitely like you bending for me.
😁Is your last name s*icide? because I want to commit to you.
😁Is your a** a library book. Because I want to check you out.
😁Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
😁I’m afraid of the dark. Could you sleep with me tonight?
😁You’re the first thing I’m going to do after this lockdown.
😁Is you body a map? because I love to travel.
😁That’s a nice smile. It’ll look better if it was all you were wearing!
😁You are worth every sin.
😁Sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talent.
😁I am putting you on my to-do list.
😁You are just like a snowflake: beautiful, unique and with one touch, you’ll be wet.
😁Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.
😁I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
😁I licked it. So It’s mine.
😁Can I read your T-shirt in Braille?
😁How do you want your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?
😁Are you a mask? Because I want you on my face.
😁Do you have a nickname? If not can I call you later?
😁You with all those curves and I’m the car with no breaks… ooohhh -Drake
😁Don’t tell me what to do unless your naked.
😁I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.
😁Let’s both be naughty together and save Santa a trip.
😁Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that a** is calling me.
